When I'm working, I listen to the following:

• MORBID ANGEL - GOD OF EMPTINESS
• BEETHOVEN - MOONLIGHT SONATA
• BURZUM - DET SOM EN GANG VAR
• DEATH - KILLING SPREE
• MEGADETH - GOOD MOURNING BLACK FRIDAY
• MYSTICUM - CRYPT OF FEAR
• PANTERA - DRAG THE WATERS
• ROB ZOMBIE - HOUSE OF 1000 CORPSES
• ULTRA VIOLENCE - HARDCORE MOTHERFUCKER
• SILENCER - PAIN
• WHITE ZOMBIE - BLOOD MILK AND SKY

It helps make me happy and gets me in the mood to TORTURE!!!

A STORY OF AN AMAZING AND ENTERTAINING CLIENT

Well yesterday was an interesting day. When I arrived at my dungeon I was told that I had a client at 11:30 and for two hours, excellent I though. So the door goes and R shows him into the emerald dungeon for me, when she comes back through she says he is a "mature" client. As I toddle into the emerald dungeon I notice the smell of deep heat and old spice, yep, he is ancient. Im my usually cheery self and I ask him what type of session he is looking for, im thinking mild bondage, a light spanking, yada yada. NO! He wants hardcore BDSM, needle play and cock and ball torture. "Ok" I say, "So....any health complaints, joint problems, heart problems, asthma?" He looks at me like Im daft and screams, "EH? I CANNY HEAR YOU, SPEAK INTO MY HEARING AID!" I look at his crumpled paper bag face and shout, "OK, SAFE WORD IS RED IF IM TOO HARD ON YOU, JUST YOU LET ME KNOW!" Well in mid torture his hearing aid slips out and starts with a high pitched squealing noise that was quite off putting when your trying to get straight cane lines on an wrinkly old man ass. "JUST STUFF MA HEARIN AID BACK IN MA LUG HEN IF IT FALLS OOT AGAIN! IT DOES IT QUITE OFTEN YOU KNOW!" Mean while im thinking about how I have to continue this session for another hour and a half constantly pushin his hearing aid back into his ear and yet beating the crap out of him. The session went fine, but I think the disturbing part was that he offered me a toffee from a crumpled poke after the session was over. "No thanks, I dont take sweets from strangers, only whip there ass", I say, "WHIT HEN, I CANNY HEAR YE!"

Oh sod it!

!!!!!!!!! I LOVE MY JOB WITH A PASSION !!!!!!!!!